Race Report from runner, Kenneth Swab

Thank you Kenneth for writing such an informative and interesting race report about Ran it with Janet Fatass 50k!  Also thank you for participating and donating so generously to Cornerstone Shelter. Wonderful to meet such amazing runners.

ran-it-with-janet-fat-ass-50k-june-4 race report

Hilarious section on what new mothers talk about!

"So then I went out for a 13-mile run," one reports to the others. "I wasn't sure how it would go, but I hoped that my husband would bring our baby out to meet me."

"Yeah, I know what you mean," someone replies.

"I wasn't sure I'd be able to hold out that long," the first answers. "I was starting to feel full."

I'm listening but not fully understanding. Trail runners, I think, they know what to do. Find a bush or a tree and you are good to go.

"It worked out," the first Mom concludes.  "He brought the baby and I was able to nurse her in time."

Oh. Well, that's a trail topic I hadn't heard before.